Newlolvo Rech Ckez

Newlolvo Rech Ckez (/nuːlolˈvo/ /rich/ [electric] [canyon]) is a subtropical Town located in Ratgù County, Hazuhima Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Newlolvo Rech Ckez is derived from the Dwarven language, as Newlolvo Rech Ckez was founded by Có̄ń̄̌sh Séch 'Boo Cutie' Ermp̪f̄sh Méó Caw̋chīs Cÿbackhugehdew, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a yearly average temperature of 25°C (77°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 30°C (86°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 21°C (69°F). Newlolvo Rech Ckez receives an average of 83 cm/y (32 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Newlolvo Rech Ckez covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 11660 m (-4695 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Newlolvo Rech Ckez was founded durring the early 13th century in summer of the year 1245, by Có̄ń̄̌sh Séch 'Boo Cutie' Ermp̪f̄sh Méó Caw̋chīs Cÿbackhugehdew. The establishment of Newlolvo Rech Ckez suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Newlolvo Rech Ckez which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 13th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Newlolvo Rech Ckez is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez is buildings are grouped arround an odd layout of restrictive cobblestone streets, which seems to be based on an overlapping squair patern such that there are small squares at the cornor of every bigger square. Sometimes buildings exist in the smaller squaires, other times they are open spaces, or occupied by temporary structures. The town lacks any defencive features, though certainly constructing even a simple fence or digging a ditch is at the forefront of the 's mind. At least, one would hope so.

The first thing you notice about Newlolvo Rech Ckez is the large sign at the entrance welcoming you to their humble town. Children come up to you and say hi, some asking if you’ve fought any big monsters, and others just zipping away after their hello. The adults are much the same. By the time you’ve made it a significant way into the town you’ve been invited to a tavern for a pint to drink in exchange for news of the world. You’ve also had no less than three older women give you a sweetroll and direct your attention to their still unmarried children. It would be creepy if it wasn't so sincere.

Civic Infrastructure

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Newlolvo Rech Ckez.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Newlolvo Rech Ckez's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. These lights provide nighttime illumination to most city streets.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Cultural Notes

Newlolvo Rech Ckez's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used makes use of a large oblong hall or building with double colonnades and a semicircular apse and symmetrical central-plan, resulting in buildings with a square central mass and four arms of equal length. Decorative features included domed rooves, arches, soaring spaces, and sumptuous decoration: marble columns and inlay, mosaics on the vaults, inlaid-stone pavements, and sometimes gold coffered ceilings.

In Newlolvo Rech Ckez sometimes, near one of the seasonal solstices, the sun appears to split into three and it rains from a clear sky for several hours.

The Assassin Bug, Giant near Newlolvo Rech Ckez are known to be quite timid.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves square dance to channel Charm energies of tier 1 via oratory performances.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Newlolvo Rech Ckez Census Data: Year 2000

360 of Newlolvo Rech Ckez's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 25 work in Agriculture
• 76 work as Craftsmen
• 29 work as Merchants
• 62 work as Service Workers
• 35 work as General Laborers
• 12 work as Skilled Laborers
• 51 work as Civil Servants
• 34 work in Cottage Industries
• 18 work as Artists
• 18 work in Produce Industries

775 of Newlolvo Rech Ckez's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 85 (7%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

While private tutelage of worthy apprentices can be had even in most remote villages, Newlolvo Rech Ckez is home to a proper school dedicated to teaching magic. Such schools are usually small, with no more than a few dozen pupils, most of whom will fail for lack of talent or discipline. The instructors are rarely first-rate, usually serving only for the pay and status, but sometimes a genius sorcerer will find a reason to observe likely apprentices here. Given the unfortunate accident potential of the school, it’s probably isolated or well-fortified.

The roads leading into Newlolvo Rech Ckez possess a great number of switchbacks. While designed for defense, they mostly wind up pissing everyone trying to take goods to town right the hell off.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century several years of heavy rains culminated in a peculiar disaster. A great hole opened up beneath Newlolvo Rech Ckez, swallowing large sections of the community. Newlolvo Rech Ckez lost 289 people, 216 livestock, and 22 buildings in the disaster. This disaster is often refereed to as The Woe Swallowing.

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